peenslayer:

drunk me is the me i really want to be. confident, hilarious and, most importantly, drunk. 

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greatwhiteprivilege:

i think my boobs feel gr8 but i need a second opinion

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thezombeatles:

"aw yeah hes 24 months old hes growing up so fast"

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YOUR CHILD IS 2

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dirkbot:

things they don’t show you in porn:

  • elbowing each other in the face
  • leg cramps
  • queefing
  • accidentally pulling each other’s hair
  • ass pubes

things they also don’t show in porn:

  • sleepy morning sex
  • mutual giggle fits over awkward situations
  • sex fading into cuddles fading into sex and back into cuddles
  • your lover’s o face

so don’t ever compare yourself to porn thank you

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